A Bitcoiner, a Raider, and God

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A Bitcoiner, a Raider, and God walk into a crypto cafe. The Bitcoiner sips his coffee and asks, “God, is there a way to eliminate the extreme volatility in cryptocurrency markets?”

God starts to answer, “Well, I could—”

But before He can finish, the Raider jumps in, “Volatility is our friend! Without it, we’d miss out on all the excitement and those sweet dividends.”

God raises an eyebrow. “Sweet dividends?”

The Raider grins, “Yep! Raider Token has a 1% transaction dividend. Every time someone transacts, I earn more crypto. Volatility just means more transactions, and more transactions mean more dividends!”

The Bitcoiner gets upset. “It’s a tax. It’s a tax!”

God chuckles, “Well, so are mining fees if you want to be honest.”

The Bitcoiner gets upset. “Lies, lies. Not fees. You’re paying for the network.”

The Raider shrugs, “It pays to hold Raid. You pay to hold everything else.”

God smiles, “In that case, maybe I should get some Raid.”

The Raider. “Everyone should. While they still can.”


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